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If you have a question you'd like answered, please go here and drop us a line.
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01 - Your name rings a bell, but I can't quite place it. Help please.
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Think Scoobie snacks. |
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02 - How do I get ahold of your company? |
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Please click here for our contact info. |
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03 - What's the best way to get ahold of the two of you? |
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Email. We'll get back to you within 24 hours. |
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04 - By what method are your tees shipped? |
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Basic USPS |
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05 - Why Paypal? |
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We're getting the gateway and the whole nine up and running, but its going to take a little bit of time. Until then, Paypal it is. For more info on Paypal, click here. |
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06 - Do you take checks? |
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Sorry, no. |
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07 - Do I have to pay sales tax? |
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Only if you live in Arizona. |
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08 - What's your return policy? |
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We want you to be a satisfied customer. You have 30 days from the date you first placed the order to return any merchandise, provided the merchandise is in its original condition (clean, intact and unwashed). Upon receiving merchandise in its original condition (clean, intact and unwashed), we will refund your money (minus shipping costs) or exchange for another shirt in original condition (clean, intact and unwashed). |
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09 - Can you refund the shipping costs? |
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Sorry, no. |
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10 - What kind of t-shirts do you use? |
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We use tees from American Apparel. To enable you to be an informed consumer, on each individual shirt page we've provided a link to the shirt style on American Apparel's website. We're big fans of the shirts and hope you will be, too. As an added bonus, the shirts are made in America by workers earning a living wage. So, in a nutshell, great shirts and no involvement in global suffering. |
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11 - What's your privacy policy? |
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Your info's safe with us. We will never distribute your info to any marketing firms or the like. You have our word. |
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12 - Can we trust you? |
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<Enzo> I give you my word as a Spaniard. |
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No good, I've known to many Spaniards. |
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<Enzo> I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya Dueocchineri, we won't distribute your info to direct marketers. |
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13 - Why is this question a non-question? |
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A 13 question FAQ seems just plain unlucky. |
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14 - Are those your real names? |
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This interview's over. |
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